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Waifu

by Evan Wark

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1.
Students of Honnouji High, give me your attention All eyes in the skies I’m always watching, concentration, subjugation, liberation I control your lives Chorus: Fear is freedom, love is rigged - Control is liberty, human pigs Contradiction is truth, boys and girls - That is the rule of this world I am walking down the halls Chin held high, standing tall Junkentsu lock and loaded, sword and shield Feelings, healings, must, yield [Chorus] Boys and girls, that is the rule of the world Heave, hoe, fight, go - Lie, try, cry, die Bow down to me, and see the light - Disobey me, and say good night And say good night - [Solo] [Chorus] Boys and girls, that is the rule of this world Boys and girls, that is the rule of this world You pigs in human clothing!
2.
Lovelace 03:26
Mood swings, daydreams - Independence, aristocracy Numbers everywhere, love machines - More than just code to me Fast pace, Drag race, Snail’s pace Lovelace Trench coat, Deep Throat - Keeps me in the loop Misused, and abused - How low can the media stoop Fast pace, Drag race, Snail’s pace Rat race, Wrong place, No trace Lovelace Leave me alone! - Today I wield this megaphone! I’m not yours to own! - History, history will be set in stone! [Solo] Leave me alone! - Tonight I wield this microphone! I’m not yours to own! - History, history, history will be set in stone!
3.
You’re not human, you are one of a kind The right occurrence, the proper state of mind No need to hide your tail, love will prevail You’re not human, you are innocent No need for hatred, or malevolence Furry ears, perfect flaw Anthropomorphia [Solo] You’re not human, you are something more We are perfect, so what are we fighting for You’re beautiful, the way you are Anthropomorphia [Solo] Don’t you want to be free Or the woman you want to be You are human to me
4.
Same Blood 03:32
Now out of the womb Childhood stories, summer tales Autumn winter spring Now we’re holding hands Wait until the recess bell Then we’ll do our thing Chorus: Same blood, different night Same love, hold on tight Same parents, different kids Same data, different grid Now legal and free Run around the neighbourhood Playing hide and seek Now in private mode No more shame or underwear Let me take a peek [Chorus] - [Solo] Let’s get it on, don’t take too long - Make it naughty and mean Let’s get in close, so very close - If you know what I mean [Chorus]
5.
[instrumental]
6.
Hello Ringed Goddess, up in the sky Everlasting beauty, way up high Taking in the view, taking in the scene Lighting my heart like kerosene Hello Ringed Goddess, once again Hexagonal crown, naturally remains Rings around the waist, round they go Hurricane innuendo Fifty shades of yellow Chorus: I need your love and your time, to help me understand I need your spells and magic, to make me a better man Please take me, under your command Hello Ringed Goddess, looking at me Walking down the street, quite the tease Thirty-some years of frivolous life Twenty-one years of paradise Now I may be just a man, but here’s the difference I like women who are experienced [Chorus] - I’m yours [Solo] - [Solo] Dry tides, wet curse - Serpentine, slither Take me, as your - One and, only Love, me, touch, me - Take, me, seize, seduce Feel, me, breath, me - Tame, me, cum, love juice Penetration - Dehydration - Locomotion - Explosion [Bass Solo] Ringed Goddess, my time expired Shame that your lust is still for hire Beautiful nightmares and terrible dreams The magic of the night, it brightly beams Your eyes of shimmer and your hair of gold The holder of youth, the bringer of old I’m at a loss for words, you’re still in your prime Maybe we can do it again sometime Last Chorus: I need your love and your time, to help me understand I need your spells and magic, to make me a better man I need to suffer, if I’d start over again Please take me, under your command
7.
Oh my heart is strange, my life will change, or so I was told On my way to school, playing it cool, and now the story unfolds It’s about this girl, she makes my world, out in the strawberry fields forever I must express, I must confess, it’s now to never Pre-Chorus: Your love for me, make my mind go hazy, it’s true Fool me all you want, my heart goes crazy, over you Chorus: You’re the one that I love, you’re the one that I need Even though you go against the creed Taking over the world, trademarked in Japan You can by my girl, I can be your man Oh my stomach cries, full of butterflies, I know now I’ve fallen in love She’s toying with my heart, her legs spread apart, this must be a sign from above Or some kind of clue, or some kind of cue, or some kind of master plan The pieces fit, the clues they clicked, I know now that she is a man [Pre-Chorus] Full Chorus: You’re the one that I love, you’re the one I need Even though you go against the creed Taking over the world, trademarked in Japan You can be my bro, I can be your man I can make you plead, I can make you beg It doesn’t matter what you have between your legs I won’t keep it safe, I hope you understand You can be my bro, I can be your man You can be my bro, I can be your man [Solo] Oh this neat little tune, the end of June, the sakura in the air One day we’ll meet, in total deceit, and make love everywhere [Full Chorus] Yes I can - You can be my bro, I can be your man
8.
[instrumental]
9.
Hentai 06:23
The real world struggle, it’s cold outside Drug dealers everywhere, head inside Looking inside, no running in the halls Triple X billboards, and playthings on the walls Pre-Chorus: Not safe for work, not safe for school - Not safe for anyone I’m all alone now, nobody home - Many good times to come Chorus: Oh Hentai, hentai, ranking in the views Lock your doors and windows, I have creatures to abuse Hentai, hentai, love on every page Open to religion, race and culture, size and age Hentai, hentai, will take you on a cruise Dirty minds are artists now, take the devil’s due Oh Hentai, hentai, come and look inside Anything is possible if you just open wide The anime world, what a blissful scene The shipping is real, and the clipping is clean Nothing to censor, nothing to fear Keep it coming, the climax is near [Pre-Chorus] - [Chorus] - [Solo] The kids are asleep, counting sheep, the night is here once again Open the page, my manga sage, hoping it won’t ever end One in the morning, my partner is snoring, now it’s my time to shine Now is the answer, and now is the time Facebook, Instagram, MySpace, Pinterest Yuri, yaoi, tentacles, futanari, incest Snapchat, Pornhub, Google Plus, and Mixi Netorare, omorashi, bara, shota, loli Everything in between, everything must be seen Downloadable zip files, loads of data takes a while Underneath the blankets, headphones on Love juice flowing, going going gone Going going gone - [Solo] Hentai, hentai, what have I become Finger cuts and muscle sores and bruises on my thumbs Hentai, hentai, my life is now a lie A lonely man, waiting for my dignity to die Hentai, hentai, I hope you understand Me alone, with my right hand Hentai, hentai, I have reached my goal Clench that fist, and destroy my hole [Chorus] - Now just open wide
10.
Are you there, can you hear me I’m glad you came to talk to me, to show you what it means to be Happy, and in love - A sign from above Are you there, listening To the words I have to say to you, knowing that you’ll be with me In time, with the beat - Once our eyes meet Half Chorus: I want to make it true - I am in love with you We only have so long - To sing this final song Are you there, talk to me Won’t you tell me that I’m beautiful, or tell me what you mean to me Softly, honestly - It’s plain to see Full Chorus: I want to make it true - I am in love with you We only have so long - To sing this final song And now I’m in dismay - I’ll have to go away So let us live today - And make this pain go away [Solo] Are you there, with me Taking on the chapters of our dreams, don’t you see It’s true, we are - Under the stars [Half Chorus] - [Full Chorus] Are you there, can you hear me - My mind is going away If only I could say goodbye - If only I can stay I want to make it true - I am in love with you So live your life today - I will be okay
11.
[instrumental]
12.
Hottie little loli dolly, running running down the hall A head-on collision, taking on one big fall Is it love at first sight, or love that was there all along Emi Emi Emi Emi, running running down the track Emi Emi Emi, wind is going down your back I’d better keep up, or else I’ll get a heart attack [Solo] I’ve been running with my baby, taking it one step at a time She’s been holding me close, keeping my life in line Just keep on running, my little big athlete of mine Emi Emi Emi Emi, running running down the track Emi Emi Emi, nothing will hold you back I’d better keep up, or else I’ll get a heart attack [Solo] To the back of the playground, seeing what we can find Life is giving us lemons, keeping our pleasure in mind My spunky little rebel is leaving all her pain behind (double entendre) Emi Emi Emi Emi, running running down the track Emi Emi Emi, no there’s no turning back I’d rather keep up, then give myself heart attack [Bass Solo] - [Drum Solo] Prosthetic footsteps, ocean blue and twin-tail twirls Momma’s little baby, and Daddy’s superstar of a girl Being with you makes me feel like I’m on top of the world Emi Emi Emi Emi, running running down the track Emi Emi Emi, wind is going down your back I’d better keep up, or else I’ll get a heart attack
13.
Rin Tezuka 07:17
Thalidomide baby, sitting by the window sill Painting an image, while time stood still Auburn hair, and dreamy eyes Stoic and pure, and humble and wise Bewildered mind, and a crippled heart I’ve had this feeling from the start You’ll see Can you seize the day - Can you roll my way What more can I say Thalidomide child, walking down the street In total darkness, total deceit Logical paradox, it’s so unorthodox The way she thinks, and the way she talks Mural, mural, on the wall What is artistry after all Just be - You’ll see Can you seize the day - Fireworks display Keeping me at bay Dandelion flowers, dancing on air - Daydreaming Reflect on yourself, show me the way - Redeeming, Disconnect Thalidomide girl, mind is running mad Missing the biggest chance she’s ever had Clouds above, jellyfish in the sea The two of us the rooftop Affectionately as the rain drops Eventual lovers to be Out in the rain, lyrical pain, going insane, taking the blame - For you Try as I might, change is a fright, high as a kite, willing to fight - With you I need to change Can you seize the day? - The words you try to convey The thoughts you try to portray - Can you seize the day? [Solo] - Dialogue a mile a minute, pushing me over the limit - Distance I’ve got no arms to hold you with - I’ve got no love to keep you down But in the end, what was it for - Always pushing me to the ground Thalidomide woman, this can’t be the end - Explain, I need to understand I say you’re more than just a friend - But you never want to see me again Where are you going? - Is this goodbye? Not a tear was shed - Not a single cry Dream Dream of forever while you still have time Come closer to me, it’s okay to cry Thalidomide woman, you’re hearing it wrong Sleep is for the strong, and not the weak all along Aren’t you happy with someone like me? Then what is the point of being free Well I guess, this is for the best I have to get this worried feeling out of my chest Out of my chest - Out of my chest Let me keep you by my side and make you feel like you’re on top of the world Let me make you feel the way you should be and not like some extraordinary girl Our trust in one another is the only reason you let me hold you this tight What’s the right word for when it feels inside your heart that everything in the world is alright? What’s the right word for when it feels inside your heart that everything in the world is alright? What’s the right word for when it feels inside your heart that everything in the world is alright?
14.
Lilly Satou 06:14
Blonde hair and blue eyes - spring in the air Tea time, our time - Carnival fair Chorus: Show me the way - On this sunny day Remember the past - Live for today Mountains, fountains - Blue sky above My heart can’t take this - I need to love Chorus: Show me the way - On this gloomy day Love the present - Live for today Lilly, Lilly - Lilly, Lilly - [Solo] Speak to me on the other side You don’t need to cry I want you to stay, you can’t go away m sorry for being weak, is it too late? Am I too late? Blonde hair and blue eyes - lust in the air High tides and music chimes - love everywhere Chorus: Show me the way - On this lovely day Live for the future - Live for today, Live for today Lilly, Lilly - Lilly, Lilly - Lilly, Lilly - Lilly, Lilly
15.
Long ago, once upon a time, there lived a little girl She sits alone, hours ticking by, in her little world This is how things are supposed to be - Thank you for staying with me My heart is yours to steal - I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel Chorus 1: All Scars Heal, all bones break - All love bleeds, all skin flakes All Scars Heal, all hearts ache - All brains bruise, all mistakes All Scars Heal Here we are, in the public eye, where no one knows your name I love you so, but you can’t love me back, what is this twisted game Is this how things are supposed to be - Just a distant memory My heart is yours to steal - Please show me how I’m supposed to feel If only you were real Chorus 2: All Scars Heal, all bones break - All love bleeds, all skin flakes All Scars Heal, all hearts ache - All brains bruise, all mistakes Muscle tears, skin so bare - Lots of pain, everywhere All Scars Heal - All Scars Heal All Scars Heal - [“Bass Drop” Instrumental Section] All Scars Heal - [Solo] Mommy, Daddy, are you proud of me See how far I’ve come, in this world I’ve become a woman, your angel in time I’m still your baby girl I love you so, but I can’t be saved Yes you knew, I know I’m broken, I can’t be healed I’m all alone, my life is unscathed If only I was real This wasn’t how things were supposed to be But thank you for being with me Now I know, it’s not forever Last Chorus: All Scars Heal, all hearts ache - How much more, can I take All Scars Heal, all for show - Will it end, no one knows All Scars Heal - Are you proud of me

about

During my experiences on the internet, as well as my first few years as an anime fan, I’ve noticed a lot of well-produced recordings about very specific topics involving anime, manga, fandoms, etc., but the songwriting element of these songs are all super cringy, in addition to having no real idea of where the mood and/or lyrics respectively go. Anyway, I took the liberty of turning one of my school projects into a little experiment of mine: to create anime-themed songs that can be listened to as actual songs, rather than targeting specific audiences. The album title “Waifu” is mainly a click-bait placeholder title until I can figure out an appropriate title for this album.

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released December 18, 2016

Evan Wark - vocals, mandolin, drums, songwriter
Damien Edwards - 12-string guitar and 6-string guitar
Iris White - bass except Satsuki
featuring:
Andrew Brazier - bass on Satsuki
Mishael Driz - male vocals in Hanako
Erin Horan - female vocals in Hanako

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